- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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