Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Roses are red Im adopted

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