Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Black people stink of shite!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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