What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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