- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Small Penis.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

field day?

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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