A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Once, I went to Peru.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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