Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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