- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Then none of us want to be right.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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