- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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