A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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