- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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