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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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