Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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