Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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