How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Come in

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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