How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

This is an anti- joke

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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