- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

class is canceled. My professor died.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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