Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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The FCC

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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