- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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