What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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