- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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