- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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