Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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