read this sentence again.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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