- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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