The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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jews

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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