- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

A pope meets another one

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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