THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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