A man penetrates another man.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

this website even though its hilarious.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

knock knock... ...no answer

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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