Knock Knock. Come in.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Anti Joke

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