- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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