- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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