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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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