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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

if you don't like this you're gay

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite