- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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