- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Im taking a shit right now.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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