- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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