- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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