Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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