- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Whats cold and frozen? ice

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

If you are reading this you are a nerd

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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