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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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