- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Whats 1+1? window!

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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