- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Sarah Jessica Parker

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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