Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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A van drives into a car.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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knock knock Goodbye

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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