So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

school homewrok

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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