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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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