- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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