Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

thumb_up thumb_down +31

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's brown and sticky A stick

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

thumb_up thumb_down +21

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops