Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Women's rights.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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