- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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