- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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