- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

your no better than a cockroach

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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