Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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