Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I have cancer. And you're next.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Peas

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Men's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

steven hawking walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

djkldfnblfnbofgb

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

thumb_up thumb_down -8

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

thumb_up thumb_down -8

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops