What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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