- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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