- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.