- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

womens rights.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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