What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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