Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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