A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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