Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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your no better than a cockroach

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Badabing.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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