- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemonade.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

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