- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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