- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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