- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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