Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Poker face

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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DERP

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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