- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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