- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

sky silverstein

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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